Noogent

Me: Noog, do NOT chew on the vent please!

Noogent and heater vent
Noog:  but I wonder if it tastes like chicken?
I like chicken!
YUM!!!

Me:  Noog, I mean it, don’t touch that vent or you’re in gaga!
Noogent and heater vent
Noog: Oh… I’m not touching the vent mummy … nanner nanner
(as long as you’re not watching me)