Noogent

Nooge’s tips on how to subdue your toys

Nooge flipping racoon in the snow

First, you must catch it.

Nooge flipping racoon in the snow
Then take it by its tail and immediately begin shaking …

Nooge flipping racoon in the snow
… followed by a high flip in the air
so tail goes over head at least 3 times
and it squeaks for mercy.
Gotta show it who is boss, ya know!

Nooge flipping racoon in the snow
Then …
STOMP ON IT
until it no longer moves.

Nooge flipping racoon in the snow
Tada… it is frozen with fear mumma!

Nooge… my Great Snow Hunter