… do you remember being a puppy and ruining all our carpeting, right before our eyes?  You know, where you sat and waited for mumma or daddy to see you sitting on the edge of the carpet where you would quickly apply a quick rip, grab a mouth full of padding, and then run like hell? It was a very expensive game that you mastered all too well.  You have all the rooms in the house perfectly pitted so it is a walking hazard.  Well, I remember and it will always make me laugh even though there were times I wanted to strangle you!  That game was your trade mark trick that I hope remains exclusively yours. 

Noogers inspecting your handy work and wondering why he didn’t think of it first.